mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

(via keepmeafloat)

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

(via sweet-decay)

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

(via keepmeafloat)

captaincigarette:

noodlesonmyback:

yes relax i cook for u 

My love life has gone fuckin 0 to 60 in two seconds

realhorrorshowptitsa:

annoyed and unemployed