smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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i turn 20 in 20 minutes and I’m so not ready for all the bullshit had Facebook notifications
queenofburlesque:

Dita Von Teese for ELLE by Morten QvaleThe Marilyn Suite, Roosevelt Hotel, Los AngelesDecember, 2013

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

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I’ve been awake since 5 am, did auditions for a new play I’m stage managing, and ran a show. It’s midnight. I haven’t eaten yet because I haven’t even had time